British royal family news reveals that the Douche and Douchess of Excess, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, made a splash this month with their Colombian faux royal tour.

The optics weren’t great and Meghan was castigated for wearing skimpy clothes and using other people’s kids for photo ops while keeping hers hidden at home in California.

Poor Harry looked morose much of the time, in particular being sat at the kid’s table while Meghan dined next to the VP.

A Sussex Divorce?

One particularly tawdry video shows the couple seated side by side at a dance performance. When Harry dropped his arm across the seat of the woman next to him.

Meghan noticed and responded by pulling her dress off her knee to expose the bare skin, then elbowed him. It’s scenes like this that have the rumor mill in overdrive about a Sussex divorce.

Is Harry Pining For The UK?

Adding fuel to the fire, multiple reports indicate that Harry is homesick for the UK. There was also a recent report alleging that Meghan wishes she had her “carefree” life, before marriage and kids, back.

According to InStyle, Meghan has a “major condition” for returning to the U.K. with her children Archie and Lilibet. Keep reading to discover that that is.

Royal Family News – Meghan’s One Condition

But first, it is known that disgraced Harry refuses to move back home unless he is given taxpayer-funded security, the same level as the king and queen enjoy.

And speaking of King Charles, and Queen Camilla, Meghan apparently has made her feelings about the in-laws known to Harry.

Royal pundit Tom Quinn told The Mirror: “Meghan has said she’s only prepared to return to England if she and Harry have a place of their own and the security they both feel is essential. Meghan will never return to the UK and stay with her husband‘s relatives.”

Royal Family News – Meghan Refuses Her In-Law’s Charity

For some reason Ginger Judas and Grifter felt safe enough to visit Nigeria and Colombia this year, where they were treated like hand-me-down royalty.

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After they wed, the couple lived at Frogmore Cottage from 2019 to 2020, a property they were officially evicted from in 2023. It has been tented ever since.

Quinn told The Mirror that “Harry was absolutely furious and in tears about being evicted from Frogmore. He felt his father had no right to do it and that it was purely vindictive. Harry couldn’t see that choosing to stop being a working royal would inevitably mean being deprived of his royal residence. Harry took it as a cruel rejection.”

Meanwhile Harry has stayed in hotels when he visits the UK, allegedly because no one in the family has offered to put him up. Tell us royal fans, do you think is right to refuse lodging with her in-laws?

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