The Boys has no shortage of running jokes, and the Amazon series’ sickest one confirms that Mother’s Milk is its unluckiest character. None of The Boys’ heroes are particularly well off, as the show’s leads are taking on Supes far more powerful than themselves — and dealing with their own trauma on top of it. Every member of The Boys team has a tragic past, and they face plenty of violence and death in the present, too. Their efforts to take down Homelander and Vought put them in some seriously dark situations, and these seem to get worse as the show continues.

From attending Herogasm to witnessing extreme violence, like the death of Victoria Neuman, The Boys really have seen it all. Some of them emerge from these incidents better off than others, but characters like MM and Hughie almost never walk away unscathed. And MM is definitely the unluckiest when it comes to The Boys‘ antics, as the series repeatedly makes him the punchline of its grossest gags.

MM’s Disgusting Running Gag Makes Him The Boys’ Unluckiest Character

He’s Always The Butt Of The Boys’ Gross Sex Jokes

MM (Laz Alonso) looks at Butcher with a worried expression in The Boys season 4 episode 5Image via Prime Video

The Boys season 4 finale continues an unfortunate trend for MM, making him the butt of yet another penis-related joke. At the ending of The Boys season 4, most of the team is rounded up by Homelander’s new Supe army. Hughie and Frenchie are forced into vans, but Mother’s Milk has the misfortune of being taken in by Love Sausage. MM is smacked in the head by the Supe’s “love sausage,” which feels extra brutal and disgusting. It’s not all that surprising, though, as he tends to be the unluckiest character when it comes to penis- and semen-related antics.

MM gets the short end of the stick when it comes to The Boys’ running sex jokes.

In The Boys season 3’s “Herogasm,” MM has equally bad luck with his Supe encounters. Love Sausage’s penis gets entirely too close to him, and he later gets covered in semen. MM is also the one to get the “ass-web” from Webweaver on his face in The Boys season 4, episode 6. Needless to say, MM gets the short end of the stick when it comes to The Boys’ running sex jokes. He’s even got it worse than Hughie, who also finds himself the target of another gross but continuous gag.

The Boys’ Gross MM Joke Makes Hughie’s Streak Not Seem So Bad

Jack Quaid’s Character Keeps Getting Covered In Blood

Jack Quaid as Hughie Campbell covered in blood in The Boys

The Boys making MM the butt of so many sex jokes makes him even unluckier than Hughie, who constantly finds himself getting splattered with someone else’s blood. This, of course, begins in The Boys’ very first episode. Hughie gets covered in Robin’s blood after A-Train runs through her, adding to the tragedy of this scene. Hughie faces blood splatters more times throughout The Boys, including during the season 4 finale, when Butcher tears Neuman in two. It’s pretty disgusting, but it definitely seems better than The Boys‘ treatment of MM.

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