Director Shawn Levy tells EW that Ryan Reynolds wrote that “super dirty monologue” for Chris Evans in “about nine minutes.”
Marvel veteran Chris Evans “was real clear” about one thing, says director Shawn Levy, when it came to his Deadpool & Wolverine guest appearance: “If we gave him that red meat to chew on, he was in.”
Levy is referring to “that super dirty monologue” Evans delivers as Johnny Storm in that raunchy post-credits scene, which star and writer Ryan Reynolds “wrote in literally about nine minutes,” the filmmaker tells Entertainment Weekly. “Unlike a lot of movies, we knew what would be our final end-credits button for over a year,” Levy notes. “It was always going to be that, and it was non-negotiable.”
Earlier in the film, when Reynolds’ Wade Wilson and Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine enter the Void and meet Johnny for the first time, they are all captured and brought before the omega-level psychic mutant Cassandra Nova (Emma Corrin). Wolverine blames Deadpool for Johnny’s eventual death at Cassandra’s hands because Wade is the one who tells her about the Human Torch saying all these terrible, depraved things about her. Even though Johnny denies saying anything of the sort, it doesn’t stop Cassandra from telekinetically ripping the flesh from his bones.
The Deadpool & Wolverine post-credits scene, however, vindicates Deadpool.
Wade returns to the Time Variance Authority’s headquarters and looks back over the tape to prove Johnny said all those things. “And I’ll tell you who ‘her’ is: Cassandra Nova. A megalomaniacal, psychotic a–hole. A finger-licking dead-inside pixie slab of third-rate dime store nut milk,” Evans proclaims of her without hesitation in this scene. “And I’ll tell you what she can do…She can lick my goddamn cinnamon ring clean and kick rocks all the way to bald hell. In fact, I don’t give a s— if she removes all my skin and pops me like some nightmarish blood balloon” — which she ended up doing. “If the last thing I do in this godforsaken c-m gutter existence is light that f— box on fire, I still won’t die happy.”
With Deadpool interjecting a couple times during the monologue, Evans concludes, “That’s right, Wade. I won’t be happy until I’ve urinated on her freshly barbecued corpse and husk f—ed the charred remains while gargling Juggernaut’s juggernuts…. And you can quote me.”
“We expected that Chris might need a bunch of takes because that was a page of super dirty, mile-a-minute language. Chris came in, was off book, banged it out in two takes, had us pissing with laughter, and that’s what you see in the movie,” Levy recalls. “I think Chris had a blast, and I know our movie benefits from Chris playing Johnny very differently from Cap. Gone is the righteous nobility and cleanliness of Captain America.”
It’s not quite like what Evans was doing as Johnny Storm in 2005’s Fantastic Four or 2007’s Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, either. “This is a Boston-inflected, Chris Evans-inspired Johnny Storm,” Levy continues. “I feel like it’s more Chris than the original Chris Evans. Chris is a Boston boy. I’d have to go back and watch the original Fantastic Four, but I don’t think he played Johnny as the Boston boy that he did in Deadpool & Wolverine — and to me it is perfection.”
EW caught up with Evans after his surprise turnout at San Diego Comic-Con in July to get the scoop on his Johnny Storm return. “Ryan’s a buddy,” Evans explained at the time. “He just shot me a text saying, ‘Listen, might be a long shot, but would you have any interest in reprising something from 20 years ago?’ I said, ‘Oh my God! Of course.’ Honestly, Ryan might be the only guy that I would’ve done it for because he’s just got the Midas touch. His self-awareness makes him almost invincible.”
The actor also shared a behind-the-scenes photo from his time on the Deadpool & Wolverine set, calling the return “a dream come true” and noting the character will “always have a special place in my heart.”
Evans told EW he has “nothing but fond memories” of starring in those two early Fantastic Four movies with Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba, and Michael Chiklis.”Those were a big chapter of my life. I was 23 when I did the first one, and it was my first bigger studio film,” he recalled. “I had done a couple movies at that point, but nothing at that level. These careers are little milestones, little corners that you round. Doing that movie, you turn a corner and it just feels like it brought me to the next level of my career. I loved working with the people that were on that film. I loved the role. It was nothing but love and affection for that time.”